It’s Day 239 of my virtual Drive-In-a-Day Odyssey, and my 14th in Ontario. Swinging around Lake Simcoe, it took just over an hour to drive from the township of Oro-Medonte to the Stardust Drive-In Theatre in the former village of Sharon just north of the town of Newmarket. Sharon is now part of the municipality of the Town of East Gwillimbury. Few things make me feel more out of place then trying to figure out the cities and stuff up here.

The Stardust began its life in 1955 as the North York Drive In Theatre. According to a 2000 Toronto Star article captured here (PDF), “the theatre isn’t even close to North York any more. Political boundaries moved, but the theatre didn’t.” (I tell you, this system of shifting townships and stuff is making me crazy. But I digress.)

That Star article said that Clifford Murrell’s dad built the North York when Clifford was 18. (The Motion Picture Almanac lists the owner back then as C.E. Murrell.) They had added two more screens in the 1980s and were considering adding a fourth.

Clifford was 71 years old in 2013 when the North York announced via Facebook that it wouldn’t be opening that season. “Unfortunately due to development and changes to digital film we are unable to continue the tradition this year,” the post said. I wrote about that sad story at the time.

I didn’t notice that a month or two later, in swooped Premier Theatres, who bought the place, upgraded the projection system, and renamed it the Stardust Drive-In Newmarket. Chris Bilinski told YorkRegion.com his company leased the property, and wouldn’t be investing as much as for the properties it owns. “Are you going to put chandeliers up in a house you rent?” he said. “It will be a better looking drive-in than what it was, but we don’t own the property, so we can’t invest crazily.”

And that’s where we are now. YorkRegion.com ran another article on the Stardust earlier this month, describing the experience through the eyes of a young father having to sit through my pick for worst film of the year. “Finally, the utterly forgettable Emoji movie came on, the script of which must have been dreamed up in some ad manager’s office. But even though the movie was bad, we were still outside under the stars with a full moon hovering behind our screen.”

The YouTube video of the day is an interesting fisheye lens view of the Stardust. The twilight shots of the screen are especially colorful.

Miles Today / Total: 38 / 28010 (rounded to the nearest mile)

Movie Showing / Total Active Nights: The Hitman’s Bodyguard / 153

Nearby Restaurant: Always on the lookout for unusual cuisine, I was happy to stumble onto The Goulash House. They put a Hungarian spin on their menu, but I recognized the “cooked smoked pork hock” on the menu for the Schweinshaxe that it was. So nice to find one of my favorite dishes, no matter what they call it.

Where I Virtually Stayed: The closest hotels are in Newmarket, and I chose the Best Western Voyageur Place Hotel, across the street from the Upper Canada Mall. My queen bed room had a mini-fridge and wifi, my two essentials. There’s a restaurant on site, which makes it easier to pay for breakfast, but the place is literally surrounded on four sides by Tim Hortons, and I’m glad to have an excuse to get coffee and a donut there.

Only in Sharon: The Sharon Temple is an open-air museum of eight distinctive heritage buildings and dwellings. According to Wikipedia, it was constructed between 1825 and 1832 by the “Children of Peace”, a sect led by former Quaker David Willson on whose property it was built. The Sharon Temple Museum Society says the group was “instrumental in the fight for true democracy in Canada.”

Next stop: Lindsay Twin Drive-In Theatre, Lindsay ON.

Flickr photo by Cory Doctorow, author of
Pirate Cinema and several other fine novels

It’s Day 237 of my virtual Drive-In-a-Day Odyssey, and my 12th in Ontario. It took just a bit over an hour to drive from Midland to the Muskoka Drive-In, about a mile northeast of Gravenhurst ON. It’s hard to tell distances with all those kilometers they use up here.

The Muskoka is yet another drive-in with its origins well separated from anything on the internet. Several online sources say that it opened in 1952, and at least one says it operated continuously ever since. My almanacs verify that it was there in 1953, although they lose track of it in the 1970s. That doesn’t prove anything; I know of other uncounted drive-ins, though it’s unusual for those folks to lose one if it didn’t actually close.

What makes this place probably unique is that the screen is made of cement and is built on top of a giant granite boulder. The drive-in’s slogan is “Meet You at the rock!” They claim that some of the playground equipment in front of the screen is also original, and the surrounding forest on three sides helps keep the ambient light down.

From the internet’s perspective, the Muskoka sprang into being with William Alexander. According to the Huntsville Forester, Alexander acquired the place in 2008. “Unlike (other theatres), this drive-in really has a heart and a soul,” he said. “When you go there, with the grassy ramps, with the trees surrounding it, and that screen on the giant rock, it’s got character. And it’s unlike any other drive-in that I’ve ever experienced.”

In 2014, Alexander launched an online fundraiser on Fundrazr.com. He spoke with City TV’s Breakfast Television while he was working as a grip on the dog-saves-Christmas movie Shelby, starring Chevy Chase and Tom Arnold. “We’re marching forward very proudly because the drive-in for many years was allowed to run down, and we’ve taken over the last five years, we’ve been building it back up again,” he said. “Last year, we have a phenomenal year, but it just wasn’t enough to get us over the hump because there were so many slow years in rebuilding the brand of the drive-in.” That fundraiser fell short, but Alexander had told CTV News Barrie that he needed to buy a digital projector regardless of the outcome. “So it’s either you upgrade or fall by the wayside.”

Taking advantage of the capabilities of that new equipment, Alexander is still running the show. In June 2017, he helped a patron pop the question with a special video before the movie. She said yes.

There’s a decent YouTube video of the Muskoka from 2012, but it’s really more of an ad for Ford, so I put it down here.

I love the setting at the Muskoka, but I can’t say as much for this night’s movie. My second viewing of The Nut Job 2 was at least one too many.

Miles Today / Total: 56 / 27929 (rounded to the nearest mile)

Movie Showing / Total Active Nights: The Nut Job 2 / 151

Nearby Restaurant: First there’s the Sawdust City Brewery, with an amazing raspberry radler. In its parking lot, if you’re as lucky as me, is the Grillicious Gourmet Food Truck. A great burger and hand-cut fries sound pedestrian, but out of the food truck, they tasted marvelous. Or maybe that was the beer talking.

Where I Virtually Stayed: It’s a bit touristy and not at all inexpensive, but the Residence Inn Gravenhurst Muskoka Wharf is very, very nice. Each room has a full kitchen, rewarding someone who stays for a week more than just one night. Breakfast has everything anyone would need. And most noteworthy are the views of Muskoka Bay. I really wish I could stay longer.

Only in Gravenhurst: The inappropriately sized furniture week continues. The world’s largest Muskoka chair is another feature of the Sawdust City Brewery parking lot, as captured by photos on Roadside America. The chair is 21 feet high by 16 feet wide and painted bright yellow. It was built in 2010 to replace one destroyed by a tornado.

Next stop: Sunset Barrie Drive-In Theatre, Oro-Medonte ON.

It’s Day 235 of my virtual Drive-In-a-Day Odyssey, and my tenth in Ontario. It took just 45 minutes to drive from the Hanover Drive-In Theatre, which is in Hanover of course, to the Owen Sound Drive-In, which is in Owen Sound of course.

The Owen Sound apparently opened in 1950; a TripAdvisor photo shows “Since 1950” written on one of the walls there. At that point, it had a single, old-fashioned screen tower, later widened to accommodate widescreen movies. The Motion Picture Almanac says that it could hold 300 cars, and from at least 1953-63, the drive-in’s owner was Waite & Warwick Ltd.

There’s a second screen at the drive-in these days. Movie-Theatre.org believes it was added around 1980. In February 2012, the Owen Sound Sun Times reported that the drive-in was sold to a neighbor, Pickard Construction, who was mainly interested in an adjacent piece of land. That story said that Maurice Pickard planned to lease the drive-in section to its former owner to continue normal operations. “I have had lots of people say, you can’t do anything with the drive-in. It’s historical,” said Pickard. “Even people at the office, they take their kids to it.”

Some time between the close of the 2013 season (as seen in this blog post) and 2016 (as seen in the YouTube video embedded above), management improved the marquee. It looks much nicer now. You’ll also note that this is one of the drive-ins to place the playground behind the concession / projection building. I think that’s a smart move to keep the kids close to the sodas and snacks that they’ll want to buy.

I was again deeply grateful for the second screen, which spared me another round of The Emoji Movie. Instead I watched Kidnap for the second time.

Miles Today / Total: 35 / 27796 (rounded to the nearest mile)

Movie Showing / Total Active Nights: Kidnap / 149

Nearby Restaurant: For the kind of retro experience I hope to find near every venerable old drive-in theater, the best place in town is Elsie’s Diner. Black and white tiled floor. Red vinyl on every seating surface. And serving a nice old-fashioned gravy-covered roast beef sandwich with a true malted milkshake.

Where I Virtually Stayed: The Best Western Inn On The Bay is indeed right on the shoreline of Georgian Bay with spectacular views. My queen bed room had a mini-fridge and solid wifi, which are really all I need. Breakfast would have been nice too; at least it’s available for a few toonies more.

Only in Owen Sound: The impractical furniture theme continues just east of town in Meaford, home of the world’s largest porch swing. The Owen Sound Sun Times documented the efforts of sculptor Rob Mahy to turn hundreds of pieces of wind-blown cedar, 5,000 screws, and two cases of industrial glue into a 36-foot bench and the frame needed to swing it. Roadside America reports that Mahy succeeded.

Next stop: Midland Drive-In, Midland ON.